The Interview

Here are "the rules": * Leave me a comment saying “interview me”. The first five commenters will be the participants. * I will respond by asking you five questions. * You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions. * You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. * When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. (Write your own questions or borrow some.) The questions I was asked: 1) Is human nature basically good or basically evil? Explain. How poetic, Mr. Interviewer, are you a Morrissey fan? Seriously, I could spend all day answering this question. But I'll try to keep it short without sounding too cheeky. It is a trick question. I am sure of it. I think human nature must be equally both. My answer is based entirely on a diagram I once saw of an atom. 2) Do chics dig jerks? If so, why? If not, why do so many nice guys leave high school thinking this is true? I think chics date jerks but we don't dig 'em. That is because jerks act like nice guys until they get the girl. And many nice guys would have better luck with the ladies if they could find a way to get over highschool. 3) If you could re-live any day in your life, which would it be and why? It's tempting. Really it is. But as a pessimist I would have to decline any offers to change the past. The past is an angry bitch not to be fucked with. It would be like asking "What else can possible go wrong?" and then you suddenly find yourself on the business end of a shotgun with an angry exlover caressing the trigger. No Sir, I am not a gambling woman. 4) If given the chance to switch bodies with a man for just a day, would you? No, curiosity seldom gets the best of me. Besides, that has identity crisis written all over it. And frankly, I could not afford that kind of therapy. 5) What draws you to the blogs that you read? I like when someone describes in 5 hilarious words what could have been said in 3 ordinary ones. Also alluring are the following subjects: monkeys, midget porn, toilet humor, nude photography, food, irony, non-verbs posing as verbs, music, pop culture and penguins' tiny little legs. Today's interview was brought to you by the letter O and the number 5. And also by Kenneth of Ken is a verb. Enriching the lives of others, one broken bone at a time.