11/03/2005

Addiction

Got hooked today. Yep, a new addiction. An entire cup of coffee passed through my lips today and I didn't gag once. The full pot beckoned to me. "Just a sip." My mouth watered as I poured myself a steaming cup of liquid caffeine. The bitter mocha sweetness caressed the back of my throat before it sank deep in my belly. Mmm. Good to the last drop. I know what you're thinking- big fucking deal right? Well it is a big deal. Everybody knows coffee is a gateway drug. Next thing you know I'll be smoking 2 packs of Camel filterless a day. I've been so strong until now. I worked in a coffee shop for years and never fell to temptation. But those days are over my friends. I have brought shame upon myself. I wonder if there is a convenient Starbucks on my route to work.

4 Uttered Slander:

Batonga said...

Welcome to the club.



P.S. Starbucks sucks and is the Devil, go local

tori said...

HAHA Fucker! I knew you'd cave. Try the Caramel Frapp. It's like a cup full of crack with a creamy topping.

Solderjunkie said...

MMM....coffee, sweet nectar of the gods, rouser of damp spirits, elixer of the overworked, itenerate master of nocturnal life..... How could you not have found it sooner?

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