3/08/2005

What's your sign?

Top 5 worst pick up lines that I have personally been on the receiving end of:
  1. Would it piss you off if I raped you?
  2. Nice to meet you. Let's do it.
  3. Girl, I have to tell you, you have some pretty feet.
  4. You have teeth like piano keys.
  5. I've dated girls way prettier than you, but there is just something about you.
Be still my beating heart!

1 comment:

Irish Geisha said...

Don't cry about it, sweetie. I never did.