The List

Since the season of hell has arrived I can't seem to think of anything positive to write about. I thought I'd just do "the list" since most of the blogs I've read have at least one post of this nature. I don't think I can make it to 100 but I'll try.

1. My first name is 9 letters long.
2. My birth certificate lists 3 middle names.
3. I have a kid.
4. A girl.
5. I wanted a girl.
6. I have a dork fetish.
7. The last book I read was White Oleander.
8. The last CD I listened to was Billie Holiday.
9. I like Tori Amos but not Kate Bush.
10. I hate dogs.
11. But not cute dogs.
12. I have a cat named Speckle.
13. He's black and white.
14. I wreck every car I own at least once.
15. I have reddish brown hair.
16. It's natural.
17. Yes, I can prove it.
18. I have one tattoo.
19. My nose and ears are pierced.
20. I like the smell of tornado weather.
21. I have been fat and thin several times each.
22. I have an unhealthy relationship with food.
23. I love it!
24. I will win the lottery!
25. Wal-mart is the anti-Christ.
26. Cosmopolitan Martini is my drink.
27. But I will drink Woodchuck if it's available.
28. 13 is my lucky number
29. I hate having curly hair.
30. Strangers often say they have seen me before.
31. I have never traveled out of the south.
32. The four states that touch Alabama to be exact.
33. I am a pack rat.
34. I collect perfume bottles.
35. And tiny buddas.
36. I was baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ...
37. I do not attend church.
38. Elvis is Dead.
39. Nietzsche is also dead.
40. I prefer glasses to contacts.
41. I don't need either.
42. I've met LPD but I've never heard their music.
43. I'm not ashamed to say I like pop music.
44. And synth pop.
45. And J-pop.
46. Sugar does not belong in grits.
47. It goes in Iced Tea Super Action Kevin!
48. Favorite Song Today: Something Big-Jim O'Rourke
49. Favorite Song Yesterday: Flow-Transister
50. I fantasize about meeting Quentin Tarantino.

I guess 50 will have to do for now. Maybe next time I'll try one of those A-Z lists.