Figured You Out

I think I've mentioned before that we listen to the radio rather loudly in the production room at work. Since none of us like the same music, we take turns listening to each others crap. The other day something called Nickelback came on the radio. With a strait face I turned to NHP and said "I don't really get this song. He keeps saying he likes everything about this girl, but I think he's being sarcastic." Before NHP could reply, Spanky* chimed in with "It is the existential dichotomy of human nature." Then he raised his hands over his head like a champion prize fighter and announced "That's why they call me Big Word Jimmy!" This is the same kid that talks about his butthole all day. Without loosing my poker face I retorted with "Shut your damn mouth kid before I yank your diaper down and spank your ass." (That last part may or may not be true.) *I call him Spanky to his face. Strange as it seems, he likes it.