America, Fuck Yeah!

I recently got to see the movie Team America: World Police. I just have one thing to say to Trey and Matt- Don't hold back guys, tell us how you really feel. The movie reminded me of someone I used to know. JoeBob. JoeBob, originally from Arizona, joined the job core for delinquent boys when he was 16 and ended up in South Carolina. There he fell in love with a lesbian named Blue and followed her to Birmingham when he was about 25. I met him sometime just before his 29th birthday. The only way I can describe the strange creature that was JoeBob is: Napoleon Dynamite meets Nine Inch Nails. On any given day Joebob could be seen wearing dirty black hair cut to hang in his eyes, a red velvet smoking jacket with a fishnet shirt underneath, black bondage pants and black Dr. Marten boots. And he was the most patriotic person I have ever met. EVER. He would truely get angry to hear anyone bad mouthing the President and he could not bear to see anyone disrespect the U.S. flag in any way. I have not thought about JoeBob in a long time. The last time I saw him he and his girlfriend and several other people were loading up a U-haul to move to Colorado. That was about 4 years ago. The last I heard- the girlfriend left him, and he was living in a mobile home without running water in the middle of the Arizona desert. But I am sure he still loves his country. Basically what I got from the movie was: it does not matter who you are or who you do, as long as you love America, all is right with the world. And I believe that. *wink*